Les blagues sur les blondes californiennes

Vous n'êtes pas sans savoir que les blagues sur les blondes ont directement été importées de Californie (note pour les lectrices blondes = la côte Ouest des Etats-Unis où les bikinis sont de sortie presque tous les jours...).

Je vous en ai sélectionné quelques unes en anglais cette semaine pour vous détendre. Avis aux cheveux clairs, vous pouvez accéder à la traduction en cliquant sur le petit drapeau français... ;)

One answer = $50 !

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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D'autres blagues blondes en VO dans le texte en cliquant ici.

Comments

[Rédigé par: Dot]

I really enjoyed this joke!